South Park Assburgers Quotes & Sayings

It's no wonder I became a monster, too. — Andrew Smith

What do I want?
The answer to that question does not exist. — Laurie Halse Anderson

God gave Davie Cooper a talent. He would not be disappointed with how it was used — Walter Smith

Hey, wait," I said, pulling back, "you are the son of Satan. Maybe we need a safe word."
His grin morphed into something wickedly charming. "Okay, how about, 'Oh, my god, it's so big.'"
Laughter burst out of me before I could stop it. Not that it wasn't. "That would be a safe phrase, but okay." I thought about it, then said, "How about 'Is that all you've got? — Darynda Jones

DSLRs take beautiful pictures, but they are hard to focus. — Ren Ng