Sorta Like A Rock Star Quotes & Sayings

Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word 'fart' makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there's nothing funnier. — George Clooney

I don't want to brag or anything, but I'm sorta like a rock star to these people. — Matthew Quick

The trouble with energy farming is that the energy isn't always where you want to use it, and it isn't always when you want to use it. — Bill Gates

When I met Letterman, he told me he thought 'Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)' was the greatest Christmas song he ever heard, and he wanted me to be on his show to sing it. — Darlene Love

I know I would have learned a huge amount had I read the Bible with my rabbi. But I also would have missed a huge amount, and I would have been guided down the narrow paths where the rabbi led me, not the paths that I chose for myself. — David Plotz

People who detest their sanity love to tell you they are insane, authors included...and all for a few bucks. Their charlatan madness is masturbation. — W.T. Shad

The analyst's conclusions must always rest upon the figures and upon established tests and standards. — Benjamin Graham