Sorprendentes Ilusiones Quotes & Sayings

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. — Jackie Mason

One of the dangers of being here [the Senate] a while is you may have been on record directly and diametrically opposed to what one is saying today. — John Cornyn

I would hesitate to use the word 'success' in the way many people do. I don't know that I would apply it to what I've done as though I have now reached the ultimate goal. To me success is a continuing thing. It is growth and development. It is achieving one thing and using that as a stepping stone to achieve something else. Success comes as you have confidence in yourself. Self-confidence is built by succeeding, even if the success is small. It is the believing that makes it possible. — Walter Knott

Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists. — Bill Gaede

When I was at primary school, we had this theory that if you ate an egg, it meant you'd get pregnant and give birth to a chicken or another egg. It was something we dared together. I avoided eggs for years, but now they're my favourite food. — Erin O'Connor

She dances in a ring of fire and throws off the challenge with a shrug. — Jim Morrison

Faith and force ... are corollaries: every period of history dominated by mysticism, was a period of statism, of dictatorship, of tyranny. — Ayn Rand

If you don't give yourself permission to create a new world, chances are nobody else will. — James Altucher