Sootshaker Quotes & Sayings

God gave me these hands for a reason!

With great powers come great handjobs! — Brian Michael Bendis

Please send me a bill for your services through" - he looked at his watch - "through today," he said. "And you'll pay it with a rubber check," I said. — Robert B. Parker

The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.
And that they'll play together in a field when it gets better. — Chris Onstad

Maybe everybody has a renegade tongue yearning to be on its own. — Toni Morrison

I was watching the Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female? — Jim Gaffigan

no one else on this earth is responsible for your happiness and your health except you. — Charlene Richard

Asked to elaborate, Lisak explained, "One of the things that is difficult for most of us, frankly, to understand about a rape, is that there doesn't have to be a gun to the head, there doesn't have to be a knife present, there doesn't have to be a verbalized threat for the act itself to be enormously terrifying and threatening ... .There is a difference between sexual violence and other forms of assault. Sexual violence is so intimate." When your body is penetrated by another person against your will, Lisak said, it often induces a uniquely powerful kind of terror. According to many peer-reviewed studies, a large percentage of the victims of non-stranger rapes "actually feared they were going to be killed," even when "there was no weapon and no overt violence. — Jon Krakauer

Such a mind we must desire to see in a woman,
a mind that stirs without irritating you, that arouses but does not belabour, amuses and yet subtly instructs. — Woodrow Wilson

Ahh! They're all just pins! — Terry Pratchett

Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup. — Ken Bates