Sooking Quotes & Sayings

Benevolence today has become altogether too huge an undertaking to be conducted otherwise than on business lines. — Julius Rosenwald

No sex?" He looked at me in disbelief. "Well if you can't have ze sex, what can you do?"
For the sake of simplicity I took my left arm and lined it up just under my collarbones. "Nothing below here," I said. I took my right arm and lined it up to my knees. "Nothing above here."
"What about your armpit?" he asked. "Can your boyfriend do anything he wants to your armpit?"
I thought about it. Armpits seemed pretty harmless. "Yeah," I said optimistically. "My boyfriend can do anything he wants to my armpit."
"This is good," the Frenchman said. "He can stick his penis in and out of your armpit, and if you grow hair there it is almost like vagine."
Is it too late to change my answer? I wondered, pulling a cardigan over my bare shoulders and covering any hint of an invitation. — Elna Baker

I realize that the Qur'an teaches Muslims that the distinction between questioning Islam and attacking the Muslim community is impossible to maintain, — Peter Townsend

I want to see everything. I guess the positive version of not seeing or not knowing would be preservation of fantasy. — Taryn Simon

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour. — Terry Pratchett

Kate Daniels, deadly swordswoman and rescuer of hungry orphans. Come in. Wash your hands. — Ilona Andrews

Motivation is temporary. Inspiration is permanent. — Kelly Slater

As to the old history of Ireland, the first man ever died in Ireland was Partholan, and he is buried, and his greyhound along with him, at some place in Kerry. — Lady Gregory

My cooking spoon,
My magic wand,
Of this dish,
You will be fond. — The Silver Elves

Our stumbling blocks are transformed into building blocks. — Ava Cadell