Sometimes Life Gives You Lemons Quotes & Sayings

Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

When life gives you lemons, get rid of that grimace and use that pucker for a kiss! — Fiola Faelan

People say that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. This is why unsolicited advice should be left to the professionals, because if life gives you lemons but doesn't also give you a whole lot of sugar, you're going to end up with some pretty awful-tasting lemonade. You might as well advise people that if life gives them a bag of wet sand they should make a stained glass window. — Cuthbert Soup

When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'! — Kevin Weldon

When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. That's for pantywaisters. No. You pucker up, suck them dry, then throw the used rinds back in life's face with a giant fuck-you and a gesture for more. — K.L. Kreig

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. — Cathy Guisewite

If life gives you lemons, learn how to juggle. — James Patterson

When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice! — Anonymous

If life gives you lemons lets be honest you probably just found lemons — Kevin Donovan

When life gives you lemons ... they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres

When life gives you lemons, add vodka. — Denise B.

The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas. — Kristin Neff

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. — Anonymous

If life gives you lemons, make mojitos! — Carolyn V. Hamilton

When life gives you lemons ... squirt them in someone's eyes — Me

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater. — Scott Adams

When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila! — Reg Dixon

I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt with her arranged marriage. She transformed those peels, with palm sugar for sweetness and tamarind for tang, into something precious. — Padma Lakshmi

When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in. — Colleen Hoover

If life gives you lemons, find the bastard responsible and pelt him/her with the lemons until they stop giving them to you...or eat 'em. Whichever you prefer. — Grea Alexander

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it. — Gurbaksh Chahal

Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"
The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly.
"Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop. — Cardeno C.

when life gives you lemons, keep them, cause hey - free lemons. — Jake Hamilton

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead. — Neshialy S.

If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade. — Toronto Star

When life gives you lemons, cut 'em open and squeeze the juice in life's face!.. The Game Changer
. — J. Sterling

when life gives you lemons make orange juice,be unique — Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD. — Thomas J. Montemarano

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt. — Sanjaya Malakar