Soiled Pants Quotes & Sayings

I'm twenty-four, a first grade teacher, have a Yorkie named Pedro, a goldfish named Fish, have never had sex, or a serious boyfriend, and I'm the town lesbian who pukes when she sees a pussy. Nothing really to be jealous of at all. — H.J. Bellus

Hayek is amongst the top 2-3 of the all the people who ever influenced me. — Ronald Reagan

You don't spend your money while you're making it. You don't have time. — Chasey Lain

Only one spirit, either good or bad, can operate at a time. — Lailah Gifty Akita

a tree with more fruits bends more. — Jack Canfield

As a matter of fact, an ordinary desert supports a much greater variety of plants than does either a forest or a prairie. — Ellsworth Huntington

Man loves pleasure. But women desire purposeful commitment. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I feel like we're stuck in the former mode of reacting because that's what gains traction in Washington. But I really believe we need a robust public good argument. Net neutrality is not just about creating the next Instagram or Farmville or whatever. — Astra Taylor

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. — Euripides

Find light in the beautiful sea. I choose to be happy. — Rihanna

He squatted and reached into the bag. "Open a beer for me, yeah?" "I live to serve." Deke wanted to test that but do it when they were both naked. Fuck — Kristen Ashley

Memory is as thick as mud. It rises up, it overwhelms. It sucks you down and freezes you where you stand. Thrash and kick and gnash your teeth. There's no escaping it. — Lauren Oliver

Make this decision today. Will you be a good and honest writer, or would you rather be famous, loved, noticed? Tell me, because there are different paths for these two divergent goals. The decision to be a true artist is lonelier and slower, but it will lead to better work and, I think, a better life. Very rarely you will be a good and honest writer and also know a little comfort and some attention and the well wishes of a crowd. This is very rare. — Tennessee Williams

It is a great mistake to confuse conventionality with simplicity ... it takes a good deal of intelligence and a great many inhibitions to follow a social code. — Katharine Fullerton Gerould

The human body was not meant for such abuse. After about six months they lost steam. — John Grisham