Software Professional Funny Quotes & Sayings

Madness passed me by, she smiled hi. I nodded. — Sixto Rodriguez

The crew did not fit the stereotype of the Navy sailors that I expected. The media always presented Navy men as being GI Joe's in white. But a good sum of them were in their thirties and forties. Very few sported less than two chins, let alone the six-pack of a warrior. While standing at attention, I saw a slew of potbellies jiggling atop Navy belt buckles. I saw bald spots, acne, retro porn mustaches, and wrinkles, but to my utter disappointment, no eye candy. — Maggie Young

I want to encourage you to place yourself totally into God's hands and allow Him to be the Manager of your life. — Joyce Meyer

The world isn't built with a ramp. — Walt Balenovich

I was in a lot of school plays, and it became the thing I did. — Stephen Mangan

Fiction is ideally suited to re-creating the important emotional aspects of history. — Alix Kates Shulman