Sociables Bar Quotes & Sayings

Did you recently turn into a jerk or have you been one since birth? — Priya Ardis

Newsflash, you Heavenly puke; no children that come of the union with my mate will ever be handed over to you. — Larissa Ione

Men with power had the responsibility to know what was best, and they so rarely did. — Beck Sherman

There are always a few bored audience members at an opera, especially by the time act four comes along. Those particular eyes would be wandering around the hall, searching for something, anything, interesting to watch. Those eyes would land on the little demon downstage right, unless they were distracted.
Right on cue, a large stage lamp broke free of its clamp in the rigging and swung on its cable into the back canvas. [ ... ]
On his way though the lobby minutes later, Artemis was highly amuse to overhear several audience members gushing over the unorthodox direction of the opera's final scene. The exploding lamp, muse one buff, was doubtless a metaphor for Norma's own falling star. But no, argued a second. The lamp was obviously a modernistic interpretation of the burning stake that Norma was about to face.
Or perhaps, thought Artemis as he pushed through the crowd to find a light Sicilian mist falling on his forehead, the exploding lamp was simply an exploding lamp. — Eoin Colfer

Over to the jukebox I staggered for a love song to scatter my body before her. — Kim Mitchell

A deus ex machina will never appear in real life so you best make other arrangements. — Marisha Pessl