Snyakutz Quotes & Sayings

When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services! — Gabrielle Union

It's unresolved conflict in my life that I have a lovely family and a risky job. — Bear Grylls

Actors often behave like children, and so we're taken for children. I want to be grown up. — Jeremy Irons

Thanks for staying with me last night," I said, stroking Toto's soft fur. "You didn't have to sleep on the bathroom floor."
"Last night was one of the best nights of my life."
I turned to see his expression. When I saw that he was serious, I shot him a dubious look. "Sleeping in between the toilet and the tub on a cold, hard tile floor with a vomiting idiot was one of your best nights? That's sad, Trav."
"No, sitting up with you when you're sick, and you falling asleep in my lap was one of my best nights. It wasn't comfortable, I didn't sleep worth a shit, but I brought in your nineteenth birthday with you, and you're actually pretty sweet when you're drunk."
"I'm sure between the heaving and purging I was very charming."
He pulled me close, patting Toto who was snuggled up to my neck. "You're the only woman I know that still looks incredible with your head in the toilet. That's saying something. — Jamie McGuire

It is unjust, but only Christlike, to suffer persecution for doing what is right. — Joyce Rachelle

Sleep is a reward for some, a punishment for others. For all, it is a sanction. — Comte De Lautreamont

The present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. There were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face, on the — Charles Dickens

Sunsets are the photography equivalent of people telling you what they dreamt. — Mamrie Hart

But the Hebrew word, the word timshel - 'Thou mayest' - that gives a choice. It might be the most important word in the world. That says the way is open. That throws it right back on a man. For if 'Thou mayest' - it is also true that 'Thou mayest not. — John Steinbeck

Marriages struggle because we've set our marriages up to fail by thinking that this person is going to complete me when they were never created to do that. — Mark Hall

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. — Eleanor Roosevelt

Your persistent deep driving desires and your intentional actions will become your reality. — Debasish Mridha

The privatization plan weakens Social Security and threatens our economic security by creating trillions of dollars in new debt. — Ruben Hinojosa

VLADIMIR: Well? What do we do?
ESTRAGON: Don't let's do anything. It's safer. — Samuel Beckett