Snorestop Quotes & Sayings

I try to avoid giving advice. — Scott Adams

It is best to marry for purely selfish reasons. — Anita Brookner

Courteous Reader, Astrology is one of the most ancient Sciences, held in high esteem of old, by the Wise and the Great. Formerly, no Prince would make War or Peace, nor any General fight in Battle, in short, no important affair was undertaken without first consulting an Astrologer. — Benjamin Franklin

Language mavens commonly confuse their own peeves with a worsening of the language. — Steven Pinker

You can't chain your heart forever, one day or another you are going to open it for someone and (s)he is going to piss inside it. — M.F. Moonzajer