Snoderly John Quotes & Sayings

How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways. — William Shatner

Facing them (men) with knives and spears was much easier than loving them, much easier. — Robert Jordan

All life rests on appearance, art, illusion, optics, the need for perspective and for error ... — Friedrich Nietzsche

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' — Rodney Dangerfield

Consistent relevancy is to improve and advance more in understanding — Sunday Adelaja

Again, your name? I was psychoanalyzing your face. — Brian Spellman

It's hard to sell records when you can get it for free everywhere. — Jason Wade

My job is to transmit to you all the memories I have within me. Memories of the past. — Lois Lowry

The old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat. — Margery Allingham

The Internet makes it possible for people like me to live the way I do now. Without it, I'd have to be in New York or some other city. I think the Internet is the greatest invention in history after antibiotics. — Jane Haddam

The real secret about diplomats is that we're trained to say something, when there is nothing to say, and to say nothing when there is something to say. — Jon Huntsman Jr.