Snl Roseanne Roseannadanna Quotes & Sayings

Why does the past seem so magical, so fraught, so luminous? At the time it was just, ugh, another boring bloody day. But, to look back on, it's a day full of miracles and light and extraordinary events. Why is this? What process do we apply to the past, to give it this vividness? I don't know. — John Banville

The school was very supportive. The only class that I had to attend every day was biology when we were doing dissections. I would take an 8 a.m. bio class, dissect my animal, and then run to work. — Mila Kunis

Religion ends and philosophy begins, just as alchemy ends and chemistry begins, and astrology ends and astronomy begins. — Richard Dawkins

Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot. — Neil Gaiman

I suppose longevity requires giving up life's pleasures, one by one, until there's nothing left. — Gary Inbinder

There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality. — Pablo Picasso

To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike. — Horace Mann

Leadership is the capacity to influence others through inspiration motivated by passion, generated by vision, produced by a conviction, ignited by a purpose. — Myles Munroe

Of course it's your fault," Grandma said. "You must be doing something wrong, if you know what I mean. Maybe you need to buy a book that tells you how to do it. I hear there are books out there with pictures and everything. I saw one in the store the other day. It was called A Sex Guide for Dummies. — Janet Evanovich

That earliest shock in one's life which occurs to all of us; which first makes us think. — Benjamin Disraeli

Sonia lives her life fully. If she dies tomorrow, she'll die happy. If she lives the way you want her to live, she'll die miserable. So leave her alone, okay? — Sonia Sotomayor

I've gotten to meet so many people who've inspired me as a human being. — Kenny Chesney

A small handgun makes any TV remote control. — David Letterman