Sniffing Funny Quotes & Sayings

Men don't want any responsibility, and neither do I. — Julie Christie

That religion, or the duty which we owe to our Creator, and the manner of discharging it, can be directed only by reason and conviction, not by force or violence; and therefore all men are equally entitled to the free exercise of religion, according to the dictates of the conscience; and it is the mutual duty of all to practice Christian forbearance, love, and charity towards each other. — Patrick Henry

Remember that when you're young and your career feels like the most important thing, the most important thing is love and the relationships you have with people - boyfriend, friends and family. It's good to remember that. — Josephine De La Baume

Treasure the friendship you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished. — Og Mandino

Word of advice, sister mine. If you want to keep your papers private, don't write 'Private' on the cover. It set the mater right off. It was all I could do to stop her sniffing around like some great sniffing thing. — Lauren Willig

There must exist a paradigm, a practical model for social change that includes an understanding of ways to transform consciousness that are linked to efforts to transform structures. — Bell Hooks

I envy no man that knows more than myself, but pity them that know less. — Thomas Browne

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. — Lauren Oliver

You know God gives me that inner strength that super strength to get through things. — Duane Chapman

How are you sure we're alive? — Eric S. Nylund

I'm totally inhibited. When I'm overweight I will not go out. — Kirstie Alley

He used to say that he never felt the hardness of the human struggle or the sadness of history as he felt it among those ruins. He used to say, too, that it made one feel an obligation to do one's best. — Willa Cather

I could take this home, Marilyn. This is something teenage boys might find of interest. — Dan Quayle

The Brit's face shares a heritage with a junkyard butt-sniffing mutt. It's a hard-earned moonshine mug, dotted with a hairy mole that looks like a rat's been gnawing on it. His beard looks like a white sneeze. The teeth are jagged and out of alignment, having opened quarts at Jiffy Quick Lube for half a decade. — Brett Tate

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm. — Alice Cooper

Everything you felt, I felt it too — Jay McLean

I grew up down in Florida, and in the Keys, there's this place called Sea Camp which was not unlike Space Camp, except you explored the sea. And so that kind of whetted my appetite for that. But then I ended up swimming in a lagoon full of Cassiopeia jellyfish, and that quickly quashed that desire to be a marine biologist. — Joe Lo Truglio