Snickering Meme Quotes & Sayings

God forbid that Americans earning, say, more than $1 million a year be asked to pony up a little more in taxes to support a larger military at a time when, we are told over and over, the country is in the middle of a war on terror. Millionaires can't be asked to sacrifice even just a little bit. No, they deserve to have their taxes cut while others fight and die. — E. J. Dionne

We are taught that God made our planet in six days.

Some know of an ancient story which tells that although He was well pleased with His work, God decided His world needed a special touch of magic.

So, on the seventh day, God created Scotland.

Cathy M. Donnelly — Cathy M. Donnelly

The ides of March are come.
Soothsayer: Ay, Caesar; but not gone. — William Shakespeare

She can still feel the memory of what it was to be fully human, and mistake that ghost for honest sensation. — Peter Watts

Using affirmations on a daily basis is one of the easiest things we can do to change our lives. — Robert Anthony

It was just one night of drinking and chance. I'd known it at the moment I met him, which was surely why I was enchanted in the first place. Enchantment means to want something and also to know, somewhere inside yourself, not an obvious place, that you aren't going to get it. — Rachel Kushner

Type has rhythm, just like music. — Simon Garfield

Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you? — Adam Selzer

If man was what he ought to be, he would be adored by the animals ... — Henri Frederic Amiel

As long as you think that the cause of your problem is "out there" - as long as you think that anyone or anything is responsible for your suffering - the situation is hopeless. It means that you are forever in the role of victim, that you're suffering in paradise. — Byron Katie