Sneaky Family Member Quotes & Sayings

A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows. — C.S. Lewis

As you sit, make peace also with the reality that, after you die, it won't matter to you how you are remembered; you will not be here to experience it. All the grand things that you do or say, all the skyscrapers you build and cover with gold, your elegant tombstone, all will be completely forgotten eventually. Even your children, and their children, too, will be forgotten. That being so, perhaps it is best to begin to erase your presence well before you leave the scene. — Alice Walker

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible. — Dave Barry

Condemning people from a soapbox doesn't work, nor do attempts to modify the behavior of others. It is not the words of scripture that change an individual's heart; it is the Spirit in and behind those words. — Timothy Kurek

I went to Jersey City State College to please a family member. I wasn't prepared for school. To say I failed out is putting it nicely. — Derek Luke

My breakthrough came very late in life, really only starting when I was 50 ... I had the strength for new deeds and ideas. — Edvard Munch

Often little blessings bring big benefits. - Caitlin M. Vukorpa — Gary Chapman

My sin grew sleek on my excesses. — Augustine Of Hippo

Everyday is a gift and a very special day; so let us celebrate with joy and profound gratitude. — Debasish Mridha

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

The Three Laws of Robotics:
1: A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm;
2: A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law;
3: A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law;
The Zeroth Law: A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm. — Isaac Asimov

You knew me. You KNOW me. I can't imagine my life without you, without someone who knows me that well. — Deb Caletti

As for the rest of them, God help us. Trump's continued success puts the onus on the field to try to out-crazy the frontrunner. — Matt Taibbi

Out of everything - out of the money and the gift bags - the most important thing to me is just my mother and father being happy. — Rockmond Dunbar

If you believe that something is good, and you do it, it benefits you. If you believe that something is bad, and you do it, it is a very detrimental experience. — Esther Hicks