Snarking Christmas Quotes & Sayings

When a heart mends it doesn't let the same people in twice. — Nikki Rowe

No human is more intelligent than the other ... just more adept at certain areas of intelligence. — Siddharth Katragadda

When you open a book," the sentimental library posters said, "anything can happen." This was so. A book of fiction was a bomb. It was a land mine you wanted to go off. You wanted it to blow your whole day. Unfortunately, hundreds of thousands of books were duds. They had been rusting out of everyone's way for so long that they no longer worked. There was no way to distinguish the duds from the live mines except to throw yourself at them headlong, one by one. — Annie Dillard

No man is cheaper than he who accepted that he's cheap to continue his cheap action. — Khem Veasna

This is the man my mother lived for. My career means something now because I've worked with Robert Redford. — Jennifer Lopez

After investigating the UFO phenomenon all over the world, after studying thousands of pages of released government documents, and interviewing eyewitnesses and insiders, including generals, intelligence officers, cosmonauts and astronauts, military and commercial pilots, I do not have the shadow of a doubt anymore that we are indeed visited by extraterrestrial intelligences. The evidence just does not allow another conclusion. — Michael Hesemann

When all combine in every way to make everything easier, people will want difficulty. I conceived it as my task to make difficulties everywhere. — Soren Kierkegaard

Critical friends; I admire the most. — Kristian Goldmund Aumann

We're not all supposed to think alike. — Charles Barkley

All ideas advanced to deal with the Florentine noise problem, the Florentine traffic problem, are Utopian, and nobody believes in them, just as nobody believed in Machiavelli's Prince, a Utopian image of the ideally self-interested despot. — Mary McCarthy

The lens is the actor's best critic ... showing his mind more clearly than on the stage. You can get wonderful cooperation out of the lens if you are true, but God help you if you are not. — Sydney Greenstreet

Why couldn't she, at least just this once, suddenly find magical powers? — Cecelia Ahern

In reading we live hundreds lives, in writing we live thousands of lives. — R.M. Donaldson