Snappers Comedy Quotes & Sayings

All we can do, child, is follow our destiny. — Rick Riordan

I hate mean people. People who just pick at you and try to force you into a train wreck. — Method Man

My father was never the Pilot, but he was one of the people standing in line. — Ally Condie

The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement, but few can argue with it. — Carl Sagan

I've said it before about the Nobel Prize: it's like being struck by a more or less benign avalanche. It was unexpected, unlooked for, and extraordinary. — Seamus Heaney

We lie to protect our children, and in lying we expose them to the greatest of harms — John Connolly