Snakes On A Plane Edited Quotes & Sayings

I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs. — Jarod Kintz

American voices, country voices, high-pitched and without mercy. He lies freezing, wondering if the bedsprings will give him away. For possibly the first time he is hearing America as it must sound to a non-American. Later he will recall that what surprised him most was the fanaticism, the reliance not just on flat force but on the rightness of what they planned to do ... he'd been told long ago to expect this sort of thing from Nazis, and especially from Japs - we were the ones who always played fair - but this pair outside the door now are as demoralizing as a close-up of John Wayne (the angle emphasizing how slanted his eyes are, funny you never noticed before) screaming BANZAI! — Thomas Pynchon

Very often, people confuse simple with simplistic. The nuance is lost on most. — Clement Mok

What can it matter to me, that I succeed or fail ? The undertaking is none of mine, if they want me to succeed I'll fail, and vice versa, so as not to be rid of my tormentors. — Samuel Beckett

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra ... I'm never likely to go there. — Billy Connolly