Smushed Quotes & Sayings

If we were created in God's image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions. — Buddy Wakefield

Hipsters seek refuge in church, Our Lady of Perpetual Subculture. There is some discussion as to whether or not they are still cool but then they are calmed by the obscure location and the arrival of their kind. Keep the address to yourself, let the rabble fund it themselves. Wow, this crappy performance art is really making me feel no so terrible about my various emotional issues. — Colson Whitehead

Things are the way they are, but everything has a reason. Kittens are cute because they're tiny fur-balls with smushed faces. Rainbows are pretty because they have every color in the world in them and they're made from refracted light. Chick flicks are sad because chicks sometimes just need a good cry. And assholes are always assholes for a reason. — Courtney Cole

That's the trouble with stories. People start out fantastic. You think they're extraordinary, but it turns out as the work goes along, they're just average with a good education. — Grace Paley

Your soul is like the souls of a thousand monkeys on crack, all smushed together. — Sarah Rees Brennan

One gets on better in life if one is not over modest. — Anne Frank

I mix my own lipsticks, so I don't really keep track of the brand as it's usually a number of them I've smushed together. — Alexa Chung

I think actors, at a certain point in their careers, decide they're either going to keep taking risks or take the exact same risk over and over again so that it's not a risk anymore. That's when I don't want to work with them. I think there are some actors who are just doing the exact same thing, and they will never shift from it. — Tom DiCillo

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana