Smurt Quotes & Sayings

You sit better on a colour that you like — Verner Panton

Loser gives the winner a blowjob," he said just as I swung. — Sarina Bowen

There are many kinds of betrayals. There are the small ones: the unkind word, the laughter behind someone's back, the petty lies. And there are the betrayals that break hearts, destroy worlds, and turn the strong, sweet light of day into bitter dust. — Gillian Shields

The truth is, you can be honest with your friends - but you just can't be honest with the general public if you want to keep your friends. — Jennifer Saunders

My parents listened to a lot of music when I was really little. They used to listen to people like Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder and I used to be really into that. — Conor Maynard

And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents? — Michael Buckley

Michael Moore announced that his next documentary film will attack the health care industry in America. He's not out to get the pharmaceutical companies. He's just looking for something to relieve the redness in the center of the country. — Argus Hamilton