Smosh Funny Yearbook Quotes & Sayings

I find it utterly bizarre that total strangers write about your life in a completely fictional manner. — Helena Christensen

Many bees evolved longer and longer tongues to make it easier for them to reach nectar hidden within flowers; some now have tongues longer than their bodies.fn1 — Dave Goulson

Stand up straight and realize who you are, that you tower over your circumstances. You are a child of God. Stand up straight. — Maya Angelou

A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening. — P.G. Wodehouse

Come to finish me off, Sweetheart? — Suzanne Collins

To quit religion is to start walking in the space! Don't be afraid, you don't fall into the void, because you can hold onto God and science! — Mehmet Murat Ildan