Smoothing Shampoo Quotes & Sayings

I went to the beauty salon today and got spruced up," Grandma said. "Ever since Mildred Frick called me a slut my phone hasn't stopped ringing. I got two dates for the weekend."
"It might not be such a good thing to have men calling you because they think you're a slut," I said. "They're only going to be after one thing."
"I hope that's true. I don't want to find out I went blond and bought all them thongs for nothing. — Janet Evanovich

The press of Italy is free, freer than the press of any other country, so long as it supports the regime. — Benito Mussolini

I found out that the things that hurt us the most can become the fuel and the catalyst that propel us toward our destiny. It will either make you bitter or it will make you better. — T.D. Jakes

When thou eatest, give to the dogs, should they even bite thee. — Voltaire

The Who would never have been successful without two special people, Kit Lambert and Chris Stamp — Roger Daltrey

Life doesn't give you all the practice races you need. — Jesse Owens