Smithsonian Facts On Jefferson Quotes & Sayings

I don't think it's fair - you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring. Oh, it may sound crass, but just check the color when you come home. 'Hi honey. Infernal red? Oh boy, I ain't getting laid, and I gotta cut the lawn, I know it.' — Adam Ferrara

We ask sales managers what they would do if they had an extra hour in their week. They always say they would get out in the field and coach their reps. Yet, they don't. — Jason Jordan

Some girls can skate but I personally believe that skateboarding is not for girls at all. Not one bit. — Nyjah Huston

Leave your broom at the door... — Dawn Chartier

I was never given a trial. I never went before any magistrate, nor did my parents. To this day, I do not know what the charges that were lodged against me or my deceased parents at this time. — Robert Matsui

He fulfilled the bipolar checklist. See? And so they gave him some pretty heavy-duty medication. It slowed him way down, to a drooling fat kid. And they declared the meds a success." It — Jon Ronson

Nobody ever thinks it's nice to see me...But I thank you for lying all the same. ~ Lady Danbury — Julia Quinn

Patience is not passive; on the contrary, it is active; it is concentrated strength. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The easiest thing to do with something that was bothering you was always to make fun of it. — Michael Northrop

It's hard to think about nothing. I've tried it. You end up thinking about everything and getting stressed out. It's best to just think of one thing. A good thing. — Diana Evans