Smiechoty Quotes & Sayings

The poor teachers! Trained in the traditional sciences, they were totally lost when trying to teach us about pigs or paddy fields. — Ji-li Jiang

G.U.R.U - Gee, you are you! — Jean Houston

Unfortunately, the rights to 'System Shock' trademark and copyright are both up in the air. — Warren Spector

I should have known better. Pro-life arguments are now based on scientific evidence and the pro-choice arguments are not. That is a cultural, historical fact. — Stanley Fish

Dieting was cruel; it was an abuse of human rights. Yes, that's what it was, and she should not allow herself to be manipulated in this way. She stopped herself. Thinking like that was nothing more than coming up with excuses for breaking the diet. Mma Ramotswe was made of sterner stuff than that, and so she persisted. — Alexander McCall Smith

Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified. — Thom Yorke

Of all the follies the greatest is to love the world. — Hazrat Muhammad P.B.U.H

Your dreams are closer than you think. — Prince Ojong