Smerdon Chess Quotes & Sayings

There was no one near to confuse me, so I was forced to become original. — Joseph Haydn

Don't tell the Scandinavians I said this, but "Swedish," "Norwegian," and "Danish" are all really one "language, — John McWhorter

Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive. — Frankie Boyle

With the winding down of the conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan, the United States now has an opportunity to implement real defense reforms without having a serious impact on immediate battlefield needs. — Pete Hegseth

Success does not come all at once; even for masters it comes in stages, separated by years. — Victor Niederhoffer