Smelly Poop Quotes & Sayings

My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop. — Sara Cox

I can't believe you can create such beauty."
"I can't believe I'm finally looking at my beauty. You can't see it, Lark. I know you can't. Maybe it's a girl thing or your shitty family or you do see it and are just fishing for compliments, but you are too beautiful to get right on paper. No matter how much I try," I said, cupping her face, "I can't make my art look nearly as perfect as you."
"Shit," she whispered. "Did you just think that up because it was fucking brilliant?"
Before I could answer, little Lark stepped up as far as she could on her tippy toes, pulled me down to her, and kissed me hard and deep. The girl claimed my breath like she'd already claimed my heart. No way was I imagining all of her wonderful qualities. I wasn't that damn creative. — Bijou Hunter

Reagan's Drugs Czar, Carlton Turner, said that kids deserved to die as a punishment for smoking poisoned weed, to teach them a lesson. Two years later, he called for the death penalty for all drug users. On — Shaun Attwood

God doesn't propagate doubt and unbelief. Every image suggestion, vision, dream, impression, feeling, and all thoughts that do not contribute to your believing that you have what you have asked for, should be completely cast down and eradicated. They should be replaced with God's Word (2 Cor. 10:3-5). — Kenneth E. Hagin

Ruminating about the past will get you nowhere. So go ahead and learn from the past whatever you can, and then put it behind you. Remember, there is nothing you can do to change it, but you can use its lessons to improve your future. — Abraham J. Twerski

To love is to risk, not being loved in return. to hope is to risk pain. to try is to risk failure. but risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in my life is to risk nothing. — Leo Buscaglia

Say what you mean, but don't say it mean. — Lilly Singh

So we survive, it is the world. — Parke Godwin

Witnessing the moonrise each month, a person cannot resist noting a modest sense of optimism tugging at his or her enclosed capsule of bodily fluids. — Kilroy J. Oldster

Central authority is bad. The bias should be for freedom. And without a central authority, there are lots of little authorities, and we learn which ones to trust. — John Stossel

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while. — James Caan

Pleasure and revenge
Have ears more deaf than adders to the voice
Of any true decision. — William Shakespeare

You can make yourself crazy, refiguring it all after the fact. You did what you thought was best at the time. You helped a friend. That's what matters. — Craig Lancaster

God, in his infinite wisdom, hid Hell in the middle of Paradise, to keep us on our toes. — Paulo Coelho

Are writers reporters, prophets, crazies, entertainers, preachers, judges, what? — Wallace Stegner

I still don't like you right now, but I'll probably not hate you tomorrow." "I can live with that. — Donna Augustine