Smeh Citati Quotes & Sayings

Camarin and I are both baffled by the pleasure humans find with bowling. The noise is maddening, the equipment unsanitary, and the repetition boring. — Elizabeth Langston

That guy should be in porn films." Barclay frowned. "Why's that then, Allan?" Ward looked at him. "Tell me, Tam, when did you last see a bigger prick? — Ian Rankin

They were fast-moving opportunists encased in cynicism and proud of it. — Jay Carr

Look round this universe. What an immense profusion of beings, animated and organized, sensible and active! You admire this prodigious variety and fecundity. But inspect a little more narrowly these living existences, the only beings worth regarding. How hostile and destructive to each other! How insufficient all of them for their own happiness! How contemptible or odious to the spectator! The whole presents nothing but the idea of a blind Nature, inpregnated by a great vivifying principle, and pouring forth from her lap, without discernment or parental care, her maimed and abortive children. — David Hume

I won't forget, he whispered, and I swallowed the lump in my throat. — Julie Kagawa

In India, we never distinguished between history and myth. Our Puranas as well as Itihasas contain fantastical tales. They are lies that convey deeper truths. — Ashwin Sanghi

I'm not an ardent feminist - well, maybe I am an ardent feminist. I just roll my eyes at the way women are constantly used and how sensitive men are about photographs of themselves. — Sally Mann

People get offended by animal rights campaigns. It's ludicrous. It's not as bad as mass animal death in a factory. — Richard Gere

There are so many different fifteens. And eighteens. And forty-twos, for that matter. Mature fifteens and young fifteens and wise fifteens and lost fifteens. And angry fifteens. — Deb Caletti

The Flasher of '04. — Wendy Mass

I had this weird, nomadic little tent with a rug over it, like a booth where I'd sing the vocals. — Neneh Cherry

Wall Street banks have the right to express their views to lawmakers and regulators through lobbying, but the law is clear: If they want to influence lawmakers, they must disclose their lobbying expenditures. — Elizabeth Warren

If one flower has to grow out of all the weeds, let that flower be YOU. — Margaret Aranda

I have never concealed my dual citizenship. People involved in state business should probably declare their dual citizenship if they have it. — Gennady Timchenko

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'? — Kevin Hart