Smeather Quotes & Sayings

We only have X amount of days and time on this planet - how am I going to spend that time? The way that I want to spend it is caring about the people that I love the most, and fighting to make the world a more livable place for everybody. — Michael Franti

I had a friend, and we always used to pretend to be twins. We had this fantasy about going to Hollywood together. We were about four. — Radha Mitchell

Who knows what part we play in other people's dreams? — Sue Grafton

I have this theory that, depending on your attitude, your life doesn't have to become this ridiculous charade that it seems so many people end up living. — Christian Bale

It's up to history to judge. — Pol Pot

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating. — Chelsea Handler

Writers get exactly the right amount of fame: just enough to get a good table in a restaurant but not enough so that people are constantly interrupting you while you're eating dinner. — Fran Lebowitz

The permissiveness of society must be balanced with authoritativeness. — Ferdinand Marcos

You really are a soul caged in a human body. The body decays but the soul is everlasting. Leave a legacy you can be proud of. Make a difference in this world now while you still can. Even after you have left your soul shall remain. You will still know. — Sohail Mahmood

Do you want to just fuck me in front of all your friends? Because all you seem to be doing is fucking me over Ramsey. — K.A. Linde

I'm going to keep living my life the way I've been living my life, and nothing is going to change that even if the Olympics are coming up. — Ryan Lochte

When asked what I am most proud of, I stick out my chest, hold my head high and state proudly, 'I served in the United States Navy!' — John F. Kennedy

On the fourth night, just as I was facing the dismal prospect of finishing my only book and thereafter having nothing to do in the evenings but lie in the half light and listen to Katz snore, I was delighted, thrilled, sublimely gratified to find that some earlier user had left a Graham Greene paperback. If there's one thing the AT teaches, it is low level ecstasy, something we can all do with more of in our lives — Bill Bryson

Nobody knows for sure how many ahoritas there are in a single ahora. — Yanko Tsvetkov

This job certainly doesn't win you a huge amount of friends, I accept that, but it is very enjoyable, and deep down I think it's probably quite a worthwhile job. — Ian Hislop