Smartasses Memes Quotes & Sayings

I come from a culture where the pub is the centre of the community. The pub is the Internet. It's where information is gathered, collated and addressed. — Rhys Ifans

Keep yourself busy if you want to avoid depression. For me, inactivity is the enemy. — Matt Lucas

Winning isn't getting ahead of others. It's getting ahead of yourself. — Roger Staubach

We cannot change anything until we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses. — Carl Jung

Love is lost in men's capricious minds, but in women's, it fills all the room it finds. — John Crowne

Wildness and silence disappeared from the countryside, sweetness fell from the air, not because anyone wished them to vanish or fall but because throughways had to floor the meadows with cement to carry the automobiles which advancing technology produced. Tropical beaches turned into high-priced slums where thousand-room hotels elbowed each other for glimpses of once-famous surf not because those who loved the beaches wanted them there but because enormous jets could bring a million tourists every year - and therefore did. — Archibald MacLeish

I'm not even sure what I want, but that's not the point - it's that I want it now. — Elvis Costello

I think when a lot of actors hear improv, they think of throwing a line in or doing a slightly different take. — Adam McKay

Earlier today, the jury at the Martha Stewart trial reached a verdict. Martha was found guilty on all charges. In a related story, there's a huge sale at K-Mart. — Conan O'Brien

Our love is rare. It's one I can't abandon, even if I tried. When she screams, an identical one rips through me. When she cries, my world rains with grief. When she loves, I truly, truly fly. — Krista Ritchie

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. — Stephen Colbert

I need a favour.'
I raise my eyebrows at him in disbelief. What makes him think I'm about to do him a favour? He's a stranger. And he's wearing handcuffs. — Sarah Alderson

A man is indeed a city, and for the poet there are no ideas but in things. — William Carlos Williams

That's what I like about Neil Jordan's films: everyone is better at what they do than you are. — Ian Hart

When chaos is the god of an era, clamorous music is the deity's chief instrument. — Ben Okri