Smartasses Getting Quotes & Sayings

He didn't take his eyes off me, as if he'd like to see my head mounted on his wall over a sign reading PROBLEM SOLVED. — Karen Chance

I want to see people turn and writhe; make them feel things they cannot see and sometimes do not know. — Anna Held

Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers. — Christian Bauman

But every state, says an inquisitor, has established some religion. No two, say I, have established the same. Is this a proof of the infallibility of establishments? — Thomas Jefferson

My mom and I have always had issues. — Mindy McCready

God exists since mathematics is consistent, and the Devil exists since we cannot prove it. — Andre Weil