Smartass Valentines Quotes & Sayings

A knowledge of the true age of the Earth and of the fossil record makes it impossible for any balanced intellect to believe in the literal truth of every part of the Bible in the way that fundamentalists do. — Francis Crick

I couldn't imagine my life being any more successful than it is now. — Treat Williams

The White House said today that Judge Clarence Thomas, President Bush's Supreme Court nominee, had smoked marijuana while in college. — Clarence Thomas

But here they were shedding skins. They could imitate nothing but what they were. There was no defence but to look for the truth in others. — Michael Ondaatje

Every individual, however original he may be, is still a child of God, of his age, of his nation, of his family and friends. Only thus is he truly himself. If in all this relativity he tries to be the absolute, then he becomes ridiculous. — Soren Kierkegaard

The fact is that when you admit that you can't blame anyone or anything else, you begin to blame yourself. The human mind gives up trying to find an executioner, but still it must blame someone. Anger that is not expressed tends to turn inward and, instead, attacks the very one who feels it. You move from anger and guilt into depression. — Kate McGahan

Marrying into a different culture means you are not trapped by your own, which is how I felt." Wang — Angela Nicoara

Actors and actresses who say they never go to see their own pictures are talking through their hats. You don't have to be a Freud to know that the most fascinating person in the world - actors or anybody - is yourself. — Paulette Goddard

A man enjoys the happiness he feels, a woman the happiness she gives. — Pierre-Ambroise Choderlos De Laclos