Smartass Movie Quotes & Sayings

The kids put you on a pedestal. I didn't like it. — Tommy Rettig

True health is only possible when we understand the unity of our minds, emotions, spirits and physical bodies. — Christiane Northrup

A man becomes his thoughts and these are now yours. — Iain S. Thomas

Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it's a really stupid move on my part? (Talon)
Oh, no, you don't, you wuss. You told me the next time you saw Ash you were going to ask him if he'd seen the movie 10,000 BC and if it'd made him homesick. (Wulf) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

My wife and I practice "Doggy Style:" I beg, she rolls over. — Steven Rice

You know, when people say 'nothing', that always means it's something. If people would just say something other than nothing, people wouldn't be as suspicious. — Chelsea M. Cameron

There is an ending [to Infinite Jest] as far as I'm concerned. Certain kind of parallel lines are supposed to start converging in such a way that an "end" can be projected by the reader somewhere beyond the right frame. If no such convergence or projection occured to you, then the book's failed for you. — David Foster Wallace

Seize the day, whatever's in it to seize, before something comes along and seizes you. — Lloyd Alexander

Angel is right,"said Dr. G-H quickly. "This is my clumsy way of demonstrating."
"Demonstrating what?" I was barely able to keep a snarl out of my voice. "How to get yourself beat up in one easy step? — James Patterson

Given a choice between being happy or being efficient and safe, I'll take efficient and safe. — Bob Buckhorn

The sky the sky- same as it always was. — Sara Gruen

All my life I was the girl who everyone thought had everything or could get it. But the only thing I ever wanted was a man like you. You're the best man I've ever met, Mickey Donovan. And you're mine. — Kristen Ashley

The one thing the police cannot protect us from is a politician like Bill de Blasio. — Bill O'Reilly

It's important for me, politically, to see that theater isn't just about the powerful. — Tim Crouch