Smartass Happy Birthday Quotes & Sayings

I can write about it if I am careful, if I keep it far enough away. — Kij Johnson

Discount the obvious, bet on the unexpected — George Soros

People talk about 'lives of significance'-as if there's an alternative. If you're not leading a life of significance, you're not living. — Andrew Williams

7. Blessed is the man that trusteth in the Lord, and whose hope the Lord is. 8. For he shall be as a tree planted by the waters, and that spreadeth out her roots by the river, and shall not see when heat cometh, but her leaf shall be green; and shall not be careful in the year of drought, neither shall cease from yielding fruit. — Anonymous

She would die faking her death. All she could think about was how much Marius would laugh at her funeral. — Emma Clifton

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God. — Michael R. Burch

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake. — Joan Rivers

I won't be a party to a conspiracy to mobilize the Arabs against the Persians. Only the forces of colonialism benefit from such a conspiracy. I won't be a party to a conspiracy that splits Islam into two - Shiite Islam and Sunni Islam - mobilizing Sunni Islam against Shiite Islam. — Muammar Al-Gaddafi

Love is the door to eternity. — Thomas Merton