Smart Witty Short Quotes & Sayings

The realist always falls in love with a girl he has grown up with, the romanticist with a girl from 'off somewhere. — Robert Frost

As wit is too hard for power in council, so power is too hard for wit in action. — William Wycherley

Isaak's okay-list:
1)when other people do things that don't make sense;
2)when I want to do things that don't make sense to me;
3)making mistakes;
4)when food touches other food on a plate;
5)asking to be alone sometimes;
6)asking people to explain what they mean when I don't understand;
7)trying new things; — Shukyou

The question isn't "is your novel good enough?" The question is: "Do you believe in it? — Giuseppe Bianco

There are moments when I am writing when I think that if other people knew how I felt right now, they'd burn me at the stake for feeling so good, so full, so much intense pleasure. — Anne Lamott

I love being a mom. That's the best job I've ever had. All the other stuff I love the same, but being a mom trumps all of it. — Tamera Mowry

If you want to see what stage comedians did to get laffs a century ago, watch the 1910 'Wizard of Oz.' I hope you have a high tolerance for pratfalls. — Kage Baker