Slugfest 2020 Quotes & Sayings

Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Trojan Magnum (oh yeah, my three foot cock definitely needed those), Contempo, Vivid and Rough Rider. Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with Fuck Her Hard and be done with it? I stood in the "Family Planning" aisle of the grocery store, trying to decide which condom brand was more effective. Family Planning ... give me a break. How many people came to this aisle because they were planning a family? They came to this aisle to AVOID planning a family.
Carter — Tara Sivec

As the brain and body were shaped by natural selection, consumer goods adapted to the mind through a parallel process of product selection, which has rendered them ever more fluent, expressive, and fascinating to our senses. — David B. Givens

How the hell am I supposed to respect someone who sold herself to the highest bidder?" he growled with tight control, and she gasped, stung. "I have no respect for you, Theresa, not even as the potential mother of my child, because, quite frankly, you can't even do that right. — Natasha Anders

Be an independent thinker at all times, and ignore anyone who attempts to define you in a limiting way. — Sherry Argov

It is better; heavier, crueler. The mouth you wear for hell. — Jean-Paul Sartre

The boys had always been her reason to stay, but now for the first time they were her reason to leave. She'd allowed violence to become a normal part of their life. — Liane Moriarty

Whosoever hath, to him it shall be given, and he shall have more abundance; but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that — Neville Goddard

No one will be forced to take the public option. The word option means choice. — Valerie Jarrett

When thinking through who to bring together to generate new ideas, it is more effective to combine specialists from very different and unrelated disciplines rather than a variety of people with different skills sets in the same field. — Simon Mainwaring

Pride is about the ugliest trait somebody can have. — Paul Henderson

A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent — John Calvin

Each university should have a Young Scholars' Committee. I became the chairman of this Committee, and immediately it was permitted to have this plan officially adopted. — Anatoly Chubais

For me poems are acts re-done, and that can vibrate well into the future. — Anne Waldman