Slobbing Quotes & Sayings

Love life, love who you are!!! — Lailah Gifty Akita

Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?"
- Moose in reference to Jadyn's "burning bush" - — Jillian Dodd

I'm really into simple things - things you could wear every day. — ASAP Ferg

I get out of the car and move to stand in front of them. Over their slobbing bodies, I say, "Seriously?" I scratch my head. "I mean, seriously? — Victoria Scott

My advice: Take a second out of the day today and be thankful for your family. — Jenna Morasca

Finders keepers is what they say, and I wanted to be kept. — Daniel Handler

Life may not have dealt you a great set of cards... but who says the one with better cards will win? — Manoj Vaz

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. — Oscar Wilde

I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it. — Christopher Atkins

There are a few places on the East Coast, and maybe Los Angeles, where women understand evening gowns. The rest of the country still has far to go. — Rabih Alameddine

Let me stay over," he said. "No. I have things to get ready for tomorrow. I teach a couple of classes on Monday and Thursday mornings and keep office hours for students in the afternoons. Then I work my twenty-four-hour shifts in Redding on Tuesday and Friday mornings. Tomorrow starts a real busy week and I - " "Okay," he said. "I'll watch TV while you get your stuff together." "No. You'll seduce me and I have a child in the house." "Gee, how do you suppose all the families with more than one child managed to do that?" "Those first children were used to their mothers and fathers sleeping in the same bed, but Rosie's not. Sometimes she crawls in with me in the night." "I have sweatpants in my duffel. I'll sleep in those," he tried. "No." "Can I have the couch?" "No. Because I know you and you'll seduce me. I think the only thing more important to you than sex is air. Now be on your good behavior. She isn't even asleep yet." "We — Robyn Carr