Sloane Ferris Quotes & Sayings

When all else fails, and to stand firm seems impossible, stand on the wood of the Cross; it will float with you. — Marie Leszczynska

The mystery of history is an insoluble problem. — Henry Ward Beecher

It's the Marilyn Monroe school of medicine where enough of any drug will cure any disease. — Chuck Palahniuk

Biology is far from understanding exactly how a single cell develops into a baby, but research suggests that human development can ultimately be explained in terms of biochemistry and molecular biology. Most scientists would make a similar statement about evolution. — Kenneth R. Miller

A fit of laughter, which has been indulged to excess, almost always produces a violent reaction. — Plato

I suppose one must be serious sometimes. — Oscar Wilde

The first thing I saw was the pink bubble gum, four feet lower than it should have been, inches above the ground, and framed by a set of perfectly painted lips.
It was one of those huge bubbles you just know is going to pop and cover the girl's face, and she'll shriek and yell and whine that her makeup is ruined, blah, blah, blah. But the bubble didn't pop - she did that thing where you suck all the air back into your mouth, and the bubble deflated into a little pink heap. — Aprilynne Pike

After years and years of accumulating papers, I keep feeling that I should give them to the library or something because they are beginning to overwhelm me. — Jennifer Tipton

I play the guitar a little bit. — Jim DeMint

Another story Momma liked to tell was about how once she and Daddy went to visit the Middletons when Momma was pregnant with me. Daddy and Mrs. Middleton were laughing at Momma, because she was a little older and was surprised that she could get pregnant. I think Momma was thirty-seven at the time. Both she and Mrs. Middleton had children around the same age, and Mrs. Middleton sort of indicated that Momma should've quit while she was ahead. Well, it turns out right after that visit, Mrs. Middleton got pregnant. "I think she got pregnant that same night," Momma would say, adding, "Don't mess with karma, Cannie Middleton." Nine months later, Mrs. Middleton also had a baby girl. — Robin Roberts

What keeps the so-called consumer society going is the fact that trying to find yourself through things doesn't work. The ego satisfaction is short-lived and so you keep looking for more and keep buying and consuming. — Eckhart Tolle

He already has my nights. I won't let him take my days, too. — A.G. Howard

One must bear what cannot be escaped," she told Alma, as she rubbed clean her face. "You will not die of your grief - no more than the rest of us ever have. — Elizabeth Gilbert

This whole huddle thing really pisses me off. — Dennis Rodman