Sliders Workout Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

Even blind alleys lead somewhere. — Marty Rubin

A Christmas tree
the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead. — Jay Leno

When Mama starts to move across a room, people pay attention. You can never be sure she's not going to grab you by the top of the head to steady herself. And she's pretty free with that walking stick, too. — Bailey White

I've been shot at on numerous occasions. — John Pomfret

If no one remembers you, you never existed. — Lain

I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun. — Rita Mae Brown

I've noticed that in the U.S., when the president hits the three-year mark in office, he goes into re-election campaigning. — Lee Myung-bak

Some artists want your money so they can buy Range Rovers and diamond bracelets, but I don't care about that kind of stuff. I want your soul. — Lady Gaga

All of which raises another question: If Obamacare is so great, why do so many people want to get out from under it? — Michael Barone

When one says, I won't judge you for that, what they're really saying is, I am judging you for that. Think about it. If you walk into my house and I tell you, "I won't judge you for wearing those pants," what am I really saying? — Dan Pearce

Perhaps their papas should buy them some manners instead of squandering their wealth on party dresses. — Margie Bayer

In the German concentration camps, Jews wore yellow stars while homosexuals wore pink lambdas. — Gore Vidal