Slessinger Quotes & Sayings

If I'm going to have baked goods in the morning, the rule is that I have to make them myself. — Jenny Slate

We have our own internal version of Klout. We do rate people in this way - their effectiveness on social media. Tying social into a performance measurement works. The productivity of a sales who has an effective social media presence is 3x an employee who is not active on the web. — Sandy Carter

I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer."
"What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman? — Kurt Vonnegut

If you say no to oppurtunity, you had said no to life — Leonardo Theoson

I don't think I've ever referred to any girl I dated as my girlfriend. I think that would freak me out. Even the girl that I dated for two years in college I don't think I ever referred to her as my girlfriend."
"How would you introduce her?" I asked.
"I'm just going to say her name," he said. — Daniel Amory

The person sending ironic text messages has no idea that their voice does not sound so great in text. There's no dry sense of humor in a text. It comes off as a little bit shitty. — Natasha Lyonne

That's your favorite word, huh? Weird. Everything's weird. The sky, the ocean, the sand. The whole world is weird."
He grinned at me. "You're a weirdo. Better?" - Andy and Luke — H.R. Willaston