Sleeping Pills Funny Quotes & Sayings

Don't laugh at the voice of the stars. They are far away, their rays are light and pale, and we can barely see their sleeping shadows, but their sorcery is stern and dark. — Leonid Andreyev

They were all like siblings, Mr. Kapasi thought as they passed a row of date trees. Mr. and Mrs. Das behaved like an older brother and sister, not parents. — Jhumpa Lahiri

We are living in a world where everything is based on security. — Alain Robert

My favorite business book of all time is experience. — Noah Kagan

You will never be on this anchor desk, because you're Chinese. — Julie Chen

I lived the true American dream, because I was able to pursue what I set as my goals at a very young age. — Mario Andretti

I'm a firm believer in taking risks in life, because you'll never get anywhere unless you do, and the more risk involved the greater the outcome
or the worse, but you never know so you've got to go for it. — Famke Janssen

The composition of each epoch depends upon the way the frequented roads are frequented. — Gertrude Stein

Listen, Tate. I want your mess. I want your clothes on my bedroom floor. I want your toothbrush in my bathroom. I want your shoes in my closet. I want your mediocre leftovers in my fridge. — Colleen Hoover

If your ceiling is falling down, don't you call someone in? I apply the same principle to myself. — Carmen Dell'Orefice

Capitalism will always come after us. — Clementine Ford

Trying to assassinate the president should not be funny. It really shouldn't. It's not like I was cracking up when we read about Lincoln or JFK. But let's face it, they were real presidents. Gerald Ford ranks right up there with Millard Fillmore and Bush the First on the list of unexciting white men who have run this country, made their way into history books, and otherwise been human sleeping pills. If all the presidents had been television shows, Gerald Ford would probably have been a PBS fund drive. So I'd bet the fact that anyone would try to kill Gerald Ford, Gerald Rudolph Ford, was kind of hard to get excited about, even back in the day. — Alison Umminger