Sledgehammers Funniest Quotes & Sayings

I was incredibly determined - I wrote short stories, I wrote the beginnings of novels. I wrote a little children's book and sent it to the editor-in-chief of the children's division of Simon and Schuster and she asked me to write a little children's book for a series she was doing. — Candace Bushnell

In America few people will trust you unless you are irreverent. — Norman Mailer

The story tells that water has a consciousness, that it carries in its memory everything that's ever happened in this world, from the time before humans until this moment, which draws itself in its memory even as it passes. — Emmi Itaranta

Happiness is an endowment and not an acquisition. It depends more upon temperament and disposition than environment. — John James Ingalls

If your smart you can have lots of frends to talk to and you never get lonley by yourself all the time. — Daniel Keyes

And I say also this. I do not think the forest would be so bright, nor the water so warm, nor love so sweet, if there were no danger in the lakes. — C.S. Lewis

Negative people will always try to drag you down to their level. As hard as they may try ... don't let 'em! — Timothy Pina

Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower. — Justin Halpern

The minute you think you're greater than the music, you're finished — Frankie Knuckles

Most pumpkin dishes involve scooping out the seeds, cutting off the skin, and chopping up the flesh before cooking. — Yotam Ottolenghi

LEAVE before you are LEFT.
#Self Respect. — Sobhan Pramanik