Slap Shot Quotes & Sayings

Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe! — Jim Carr

I wish I felt energetic and could paint all the time, because there are so many paintings I'd like to do. — Wanda Koop

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature." Frank Lloyd Wright — Andrea Perron

My first two books did nada. I ended up paying the publishers. — Mario Benedetti

Ive got a ton of stories about Chuck Knox, ... Over the course of my playing career, there was nobody that I learned to respect and appreciate more than I did Chuck Knox. — Steve Largent

Men learn while they teach. — Seneca The Younger

She was not a political creature. She felt that politics was the second most evil thing humanity had ever invented, just after lutefisk. — James S.A. Corey

Celia Wird, have you no shame? Standing out there half-naked, flashing those young boys like some kind of streetwalker!"

Aric's dark brows shot up to his crown. "What the fu--"

"Mind your own business, you goddamn raisin with legs!" Taran screamed from inside the house.

Mrs. Mancuso flipped me off, of course. Bren flashed her a panty-dropping grin. "It's okay, Mrs. M. I'll be sure to take Celia to confession later so Father O'Callaghan can slap the sin out of her."

"Be sure that you do." Mrs. Mancuso gave Bren an approving nod, and me another stiff one. Aric remained fixed to my front walkway. He may have been a guardian of the earth, but I doubted he'd ever encountered evil the likes of Mrs. Mancuso. — Cecy Robson

I don't fear stopping a 100 mph slap shot. I fear not stopping it! — Roberto Luongo

And thank you for not putting it in your book.
And fuck you for not putting it in your book. — Lynn Coady