Skrudland Quotes & Sayings

I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. — Betty White

Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first. — Derek Landy

rubbing the ointment into the creases of his knuckles, massaging — Diana Gabaldon

I think the game has gotten better. (The two-ref system) keeps players from taking cheap shots behind the play. I never thought I'd like it, considering the way I like to hack. — Brian Skrudland

We're right next to Mile High Stadium. I'm no rocket scientist, but ... uh ... (smile). — Brian Skrudland

It saves a lot of trouble if, instead of having to earn money and save it, you can just go and borrow it. — Winston Churchill

May your brightest star shine, though the darkest of storms, to the end of all things. — R.E. Weber

This is what is meant by "Thy king cometh." You do not seek him, but he seeks you. You do not find him, he finds you. For the preachers come from him, not from you; their sermons come from him, not from you; your faith comes from him, not from you; everything that faith works in you comes from him, not from you; and where he does not come, you remain outside; and where there is no Gospel there is no God, but only sin and damnation, free will may do, suffer, work and live as it may and can. — Martin Luther

Films are artifice. We're telling stories on film. At the same time, when it works, there is a real tough immediacy and spontaneity to it, and a punch. — Paul McGann