Skort Quotes & Sayings

No freedom is secure if your property rights are not secure. — Neal Boortz

Science is a trigger of changes of civilization.
Religion is the failsafe of science performance. — Toba Beta

Unlove's the heavenless hell and the homeless home — E. E. Cummings

We have to be prepared for change. — Paulo Coelho

Let us not question whether God is there; let us praise Him that He is there. — Dillon Burroughs

Anyone who has truly practiced a religion knows very well that it is [the set of regularly repeated actions that make up the cult] that stimulates the feelings of joy, inner peace, serenity, and enthusiasm that, for the faithful, stand as experimental proof of their beliefs. The cult is not merely a system of signs by which the faith is outwardly expressed; it is the sum total of means by which that faith is created and recreated periodically. Whether the cult consists of physical operations or mental ones, it is always the cult that is efficacious. — Emile Durkheim

The Midnight Gang — David Walliams

Girls are weird. Straight girls are really weird." He rubbed at the goatee he'd just started to grow, scratched at it as if not yet used to it. "How about a romper?" "I don't have one. But I have a skort!" "You can't wear a skort! Are you stuck in the nineties?" "They've come back in fashion. Hold on. You'll see. — Laurelin Paige

On Intelligence:
Intelligence will not make you rich unless your intelligence is about getting rich.
Corollary: Intelligence will lead one to to appreciate things that cost money over things that make money.
Corollary: Being a genius is antithetical to being successful unless you're a genius at being successful.
Corollary: Being intelligent does not make you rich but it can keep you from being poor.
Corollary: Intelligence leads to interests, mostly not gainful.
Corollary: Intelligence is like molasses, with effort, it goes where you put it.
Rubbers are best for those who refuse to use them.
Corollary: Intelligence adds but stupidity multiplies.
Corollary: Reverse evolution is the new norm.
Only luck can save one from one's own stupidity.
Only idiots regard a second chance the same as the first.
The higher the IQ, the greater the chance of self-deception.
Still waters are often shallow puddles. — Kalifer Deil

I'll say, a strange man is a marvel, with his mighty talk; but what's a squabble in your back yard, and the blow of a loy, have taught me that there's a great gap between a gallous story and a dirty deed. — J.M. Synge

You have more issues than National Geographic by Austin LeFleur in Hissy Fit — Mary Kay Andrews

I love to bring humour into my work. Because comedy is not a huge part of the art world. And big-business film takes itself very seriously. — James Franco