Skinflints Delivery Quotes & Sayings

Look who's standing if you please, 'though you tried to bring me to my knees. — Michael Jackson

I used to figure that Santa was the zombie. Not like modern zombies, more like the voodoo ones. The elves resurrect this long dead saint to do their festive bidding every year because they were magically restricted to the North Pole. It's entirely possibly my mom let me watch too many horror movies. — Thomm Quackenbush

Son, never trust a man who doesn't drink because he's probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all the time. Some of them are good men, but in the name of goodness, they cause most of the suffering in the world. They're the judges, the meddlers. And, son, never trust a man who drinks but refuses to get drunk. They're usually afraid of something deep down inside, either that they're a coward or a fool or mean and violent. You can't trust a man who's afraid of himself. But sometimes, son, you can trust a man who occasionally kneels before a toilet. The chances are that he is learning something about humility and his natural human foolishness, about how to survive himself. It's damned hard for a man to take himself too seriously when he's heaving his guts into a dirty toilet bowl. — James Crumley

The cell, this elementary keystone of living nature, is far from being a peculiar chemical giant molecule or even a living protein and as such is not likely to fall prey to the field of an advanced chemistry. The cell is itself an organism, constituted of many small units of life. — Oscar Hertwig

With our national savings rate well below one-percent, it is imperative that the government embrace innovative and cost-effective means of boosting personal savings. — Jim Cooper

If you could have a news program without commercials, it would be better. But is a news program with commercials better than no news program at all? My view was, I'll take the one with commercials versus no news program at all. — Chris Whittle

Just what do you plan to do, Sharpe?" the Lieutenant asked.
"Don't know, sir. Won't know till we get there."
"You're going to the mine?"
"Aye, sir."
"There'll be guards."
"Like as not."
"And only two of us."
"I can count, sir." Sharpe grinned. "It's reading I find hard. But my letters are coming on, aren't they? — Bernard Cornwell

A solid sense of self will help a person to lead a full and happy life. — Kimberly Elise

Life to be bearable must be lived intensely. Through it a continuous stream of emotion passes. Though that emotion is ever changing as flowing water changes, it at least bears us along on a current that gives the illusion of continuity and permanence. But analyze life, tear its trappings off, lay it bare with thought, with logic, with philosophy, and its emptiness is revealed as a bottomless pit; its nothingness frankly confesses to nothingness, and Despair comes to perch in the soul. — Giovanni Papini

I'm usually pretty reserved, but I really couldn't hold myself in because I was so excited for these guys. — Lane Kiffin

The apprehension of the good Gives but the greater feeling to the worse. — William Shakespeare