Skillful Vending Quotes & Sayings

Last guys don't finish nice. — Saul D. Alinsky

My name is Abe Marcus. Ned and I are identical twins. We look exactly alike. Even Ma and Pa can't tell us apart. But we don't act alike. I am the serious twin. Maybe it's because I am two minutes older. — R.L. Stine

To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A secret dependence upon our prayers, tears, resolutions, repentance and endeavors, prevents us from looking solely and simply to the Savior, so as to ground our whole hope for acceptance upon his obedience unto death, and his whole mediation. — John Newton

Once the pasta is sauced, serve it promptly, inviting your guests and family to put off talking and start eating. — Marcella Hazan

When smashing monuments, save the pedestals. They always come in handy. — Stanislaw Lem

Hit the ball pretty solid. Haven't played a lot of golf this year, so was really unsure of what it would be like. I've been playing pretty well lately, especially hitting the ball solid. — Trent Dilfer

It's hot as hell as can be. — Eugene Ormandy

UFOs are back in the news, and it is high time we took a serious look at the phenomenon. (Actually the time is ten past eight, so not only are we a few minutes late but I'm hungry). — Woody Allen

One day after laying a wreath at the tomb of Martin Luther King Jr., President Bush appoints a federal judge who has built his career around dismantling Dr. King's legacy. — Hillary Clinton

This one time I made love on the back seat of a car and the police came and shined his light on me, and I said I'm strokin'. That's what I'm doing, I be strokin'. — Clarence Carter

Pigpen taught me how to upload code from the internet and how to get it on people's computers and phones so I have a back door to their network. — Katie McGarry

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it. — Mike Tyson

John Huston was a superb master. He knew how to make good films. I did three things with him. One is called Independence. It plays in Philadelphia, for free. It's been playing there for 25 years. — Eli Wallach