Skewer Sticks Quotes & Sayings

Age, I do abhor thee, youth, I do adore thee. — William Shakespeare

Unless a reviewer has the courage to give you unqualified praise, I say ignore the bastard. — John Steinbeck

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes? — Richard Pryor

The old guys like me started in the theatre. I was in the theatre for nine years. — Michael Caine

I don't have children, and I'm not in a relationship, so I have the time to devote to myself. — Marie Helvin

I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian. — Brad Garrett

How we look To the World Will Bring Us by our Destination. — Jan Jansen

There are no elegant potatoes. — Kathleen Tessaro