Skandar Keynes Funny Quotes & Sayings

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'Happy Birthday. — Steven Wright

During college, when I was working full time for my father [the decorator Mark Hampton], I rented an apartment and I just couldn't take time off to paint it. So I went there one evening and stayed up all night painting the place what I thought was a lovely pale yellow. When the sun came up, I realized I'd painted the walls the color of insanity. I had to immediately mix in all my trim color to tone it down. Yellow is an electric color and wholly misleading. It becomes more yellow with the sun's yellow light on it. The moral is, even if you think your yellow is the one, go paler. — Alexa Hampton

I don't need any plastic in my body to validate me as a woman. — Courtney Love

Your project cannot move forward if you do not have followers — Sunday Adelaja

Both men knew the only thing more valuable than a favor well done was a secret well kept. This had the potential to be both. — Pearl Cleage