Situps When Pregnant Quotes & Sayings

She tasted what she had said and found it sour enough to be accurate. — Peter Straub

Horse: What do you think? Gotta go, church in a few
Me: Church?!?? Didn't peg you for a church kind of guy
Horse: What we call a club meeting. I try to stay away from collection plates
Me: Don't get holy water in your beer! — Joanna Wylde

The votes of a hundred or a thousand blockheads set the course for the enlightened. — Anonymous

In a lecture I attended once, the speaker concluded by saying that now we were all 90 minutes closer to death. People in the audience chuckled, but the speaker remarked, quite angrily, that what he said was actually rather sad. The passing of time is a deep and sad truth that no man or woman can change. — Haim Shapira

There are people that have had worse happen to them. All those people that died in the hotel bombing? All those that were maimed and left orphaned? — Sonal Panse

I believe that within every one of us is a woman of undiscovered beauty, a woman who is charming and talented and light of heart — Sarah Strohmeyer